Hi,

today I tried to remove trouers, using aptitude and dpkg, everytime I
give it a try, I receive following message:


Stopping Trusted Computing daemon: invoke-rc.d: initscript trousers, action "stop" failed.
dpkg: error processing trousers (--remove):
subprocess pre-removal script returned error exit status 1
Starting Trusted Computing daemon: tcsd.
Errors were encountered while processing:
trousers


Thanks for your !


Julian

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BOFH excuse #20:

divide-by-zero error

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On 07/08/08 13:50, jpk wrote:
> Hi,
>
> today I tried to remove trouers,

The number of snarky replies is Very Large...

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On Tue, Jul 08, 2008 at 11:56:46AM -0700, Richard A Nelson wrote:
> From: Richard A Nelson <cowboy@debian.org>
> To: jpk <jpk@goatpr0n.de>
> cc: debian-user@lists.debian.org
> Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2008 11:56:46 -0700 (PDT)
> Subject: Re: Unable to remove trousers
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> On Tue, 8 Jul 2008, jpk wrote:
>
>> Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2008 20:50:28 +0200
>> From: jpk <jpk@goatpr0n.de>
>> To: debian-user@lists.debian.org
>> Subject: Unable to remove trousers
>> Resent-Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2008 18:51:05 +0000 (UTC)
>> Resent-From: debian-user@lists.debian.org
>>
>> Hi,
>>
>> today I tried to remove trouers, using aptitude and dpkg, everytime I
>> give it a try, I receive following message:
>>
>>
>> Stopping Trusted Computing daemon: invoke-rc.d: initscript trousers, action "stop" failed.
>> dpkg: error processing trousers (--remove):
>> subprocess pre-removal script returned error exit status 1
>> Starting Trusted Computing daemon: tcsd.
>> Errors were encountered while processing:
>> trousers
>
> I tried, I really tried....
>
> but goatpr0n and inability to remove trousers was just... too much...
>
> /me thinks that the Trusted Computing daemon has noticed something
> amiss and is reluctant to release control over this machine
>
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> (By entropy@world.std.com, Lawrence Foard)


Please don't laugh at goatpr0n, where would be the internet with out
goatse ;-) (nevermind...)

But you were right, after posting this mail to the mailinglist and
reading my subject, I feared of this kind of answer...


I've put an exit(0) before the start-stop-deamon command and now it worked.


Just needed to talk about, thanks


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BOFH excuse #107:

The keyboard isn't plugged in

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On Tue, 8 Jul 2008, jpk wrote:

> Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2008 20:50:28 +0200
> From: jpk <jpk@goatpr0n.de>
> To: debian-user@lists.debian.org
> Subject: Unable to remove trousers
> Resent-Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2008 18:51:05 +0000 (UTC)
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>
> Hi,
>
> today I tried to remove trouers, using aptitude and dpkg, everytime I
> give it a try, I receive following message:
>
>
> Stopping Trusted Computing daemon: invoke-rc.d: initscript trousers, action "stop" failed.
> dpkg: error processing trousers (--remove):
> subprocess pre-removal script returned error exit status 1
> Starting Trusted Computing daemon: tcsd.
> Errors were encountered while processing:
> trousers

I tried, I really tried....

but goatpr0n and inability to remove trousers was just... too much...

/me thinks that the Trusted Computing daemon has noticed something
amiss and is reluctant to release control over this machine

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On 07/08/08 14:05, jpk wrote:
> On Tue, Jul 08, 2008 at 11:56:46AM -0700, Richard A Nelson wrote:
>> From: Richard A Nelson <cowboy@debian.org>
[snip]
>>>
>>> today I tried to remove trouers,
[snip]
>
>
> Just needed to talk about, thanks

More... snarky... comments... trying... to... escape...

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the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

On Wed, Jul 9, 2008 at 5:19 AM, Ron Johnson <ron.l.johnson@cox.net> wrote:
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> On 07/08/08 14:05, jpk wrote:
>> On Tue, Jul 08, 2008 at 11:56:46AM -0700, Richard A Nelson wrote:
>>> From: Richard A Nelson <cowboy@debian.org>
> [snip]
>>>>
>>>> today I tried to remove trouers,
> [snip]
>>
>>
>> Just needed to talk about, thanks
>
> More... snarky... comments... trying... to... escape...
>
> - --
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> "Kittens give Morbo gas. In lighter news, the city of New New
> York is doomed."
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On 07/08/08 17:25, stabbyjones wrote:
> the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

He's the one who wants to talk about taking off his trousers...

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Seconded.

stabbyjones <stabbyjones@gmail.com>:
> the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
>
> On Wed, Jul 9, 2008 at 5:19 AM, Ron Johnson <ron.l.johnson@cox.net> wrote:
> > On 07/08/08 14:05, jpk wrote:
> >> On Tue, Jul 08, 2008 at 11:56:46AM -0700, Richard A Nelson wrote:
> >>> From: Richard A Nelson <cowboy@debian.org>
> > [snip]
> >>>>
> >>>> today I tried to remove trouers,
> > [snip]
> >>
> >>
> >> Just needed to talk about, thanks
> >
> > More... snarky... comments... trying... to... escape...


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On Wed, Jul 09, 2008 at 08:25:48AM +1000, stabbyjones wrote:
> From: stabbyjones <stabbyjones@gmail.com>
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> Subject: Re: [Solved] Re: Unable to remove trousers (package!!!)
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> the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
>
> On Wed, Jul 9, 2008 at 5:19 AM, Ron Johnson <ron.l.johnson@cox.net> wrote:
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> > On 07/08/08 14:05, jpk wrote:
> >> On Tue, Jul 08, 2008 at 11:56:46AM -0700, Richard A Nelson wrote:
> >>> From: Richard A Nelson <cowboy@debian.org>
> > [snip]
> >>>>
> >>>> today I tried to remove trouers,
> > [snip]
> >>
> >>
> >> Just needed to talk about, thanks
> >
> > More... snarky... comments... trying... to... escape...
> >
> > - --
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I really hate this thread... Now I am sitting in a corner, crying like a
little girl...

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BOFH excuse #333:

A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged

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On Jul 8, 2008, at 4:25 PM, stabbyjones wrote:

> the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.


Like top-posting?

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On Tue, 2008-07-08 at 20:50 +0200, jpk wrote:
> Hi,
>
> today I tried to remove trouers, using aptitude and dpkg, everytime I
> give it a try, I receive following message:

Hmm. Did you try the zipper first? Are you sufficiently motivated to
remove trousers (ie, urgent need for bathroom, attractive member of the
appropriate sex trying to make a move, laundry day, etc)?

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2008/7/9 Paul Johnson <baloo@ursine.ca>:
> On Tue, 2008-07-08 at 20:50 +0200, jpk wrote:
>> Hi,
>>
>> today I tried to remove trouers, using aptitude and dpkg, everytime I
>> give it a try, I receive following message:
>
> Hmm. Did you try the zipper first? Are you sufficiently motivated to
> remove trousers (ie, urgent need for bathroom, attractive member of the
> appropriate sex trying to make a move, laundry day, etc)?


Hahahahahahahaha XD

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jpk wrote:

<begrudgingly snipped>

> I really hate this thread... Now I am sitting in a corner, crying like a
> little girl...

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yes, but it has brought so much joy to others. i even forwarded it to
people not on list.

Preston

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On Wed, Jul 09, 2008 at 01:28:39PM -0500, Preston Boyington wrote:
> yes, but it has brought so much joy to others. i even forwarded it to
> people not on list.

I have to admit, this quite funny

But why the hell, do someone call a package trousers, with such a name
you are supposed to walk into that kind of trap.


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BOFH excuse #218:

The UPS doesn't have a battery backup.


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Julian wrote:
> On Wed, Jul 09, 2008 at 01:28:39PM -0500, Preston Boyington wrote:
>> yes, but it has brought so much joy to others. i even forwarded it to
>> people not on list.
>
> I have to admit, this quite funny
>
> But why the hell, do someone call a package trousers, with such a name
> you are supposed to walk into that kind of trap.
What about packages 'libsexy2' or 'sextractor'?
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yup

2008/7/9 Nate Duehr <nate@natetech.com>:
>
> On Jul 8, 2008, at 4:25 PM, stabbyjones wrote:
>
>> the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
>
>
> Like top-posting?
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makes me feel like a big man.


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On Wed, Jul 09, 2008 at 08:50:33PM +0200, Julian wrote:
> On Wed, Jul 09, 2008 at 01:28:39PM -0500, Preston Boyington wrote:
> > yes, but it has brought so much joy to others. i even forwarded it to
> > people not on list.
>
> I have to admit, this quite funny
>
> But why the hell, do someone call a package trousers, with such a name
> you are supposed to walk into that kind of trap.

At least it's not Panties.

A

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On Tue, Jul 08, 2008 at 06:09:40PM -0500, Ron Johnson wrote:
> On 07/08/08 17:25, stabbyjones wrote:
> > the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
>
> He's the one who wants to talk about taking off his trousers...

Norm:"eeeehhhh oooh ouch...."
Sammy:"what's the matter Norm!"
Norm:"my shorts are binding up on me"
Sammy:"well get up and fix it"
Norm:"it's okay, they'll self-correct. How about another beer Sammy"

--Cheers

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