On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:25:56 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:

>On Oct 11, 4:12 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:07:42 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
>> >> Oh hey, do you think you're funny? Cause uh...well yer not. In fact
>> >> yer actually kinda lame. *nods*
>> >No, I was being absolutely, undeniably serious.
>>
>> *rimshot*
>>
>> He'll be here all night folks

>No, I won't.

Past your bed time, huh?

>After 6, I'll be banging your mom all night long!
>Hoo-rah!

You might want to wait until your balls drop first.
Hoo-rah!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:25:56 -0700, danielcarrington4@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> On Oct 11, 4:12 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>> productions.net> wrote:
>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:07:42 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>> Oh hey, do you think you're funny? Cause uh...well yer not. In fact
>>>>> yer actually kinda lame. *nods*
>>>> No, I was being absolutely, undeniably serious.
>>> *rimshot*
>>>
>>> He'll be here all night folks
>
>> No, I won't.
>
> Past your bed time, huh?
>
>> After 6, I'll be banging your mom all night long!
>> Hoo-rah!
>
> You might want to wait until your balls drop first.
> Hoo-rah!
>

You could wait for your balls to drop - but you don't have any balls, do
you. They withered up and died years ago. That's why you are a 27 year
old greeter at Wal Mart who lives with his mommy and hasn't had a date
in over 10 years.

Poor Matthew Moulton - your only "friends" are those little voices in
your head. And even they don't like you.

--
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Remove the "x" from my email address
Jerry Stuckle
JDS Computer Training Corp.
jstucklex@attglobal.net
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On Oct 11, 4:41 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:25:56 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >On Oct 11, 4:12 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
> >productions.net> wrote:
> >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:07:42 -0700, danielcarringt...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> >> Oh hey, do you think you're funny? Cause uh...well yer not. In fact
> >> >> yer actually kinda lame. *nods*
> >> >No, I was being absolutely, undeniably serious.
>
> >> *rimshot*
>
> >> He'll be here all night folks
> >No, I won't.
>
> Past your bed time, huh?

Past yours?

>
> >After 6, I'll be banging your mom all night long!
> >Hoo-rah!
>
> You might want to wait until your balls drop first.
> Hoo-rah!

Can you NOT talk about my balls for a minute? It's well, kinda
creepy.

>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter