On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:13:46 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote:

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>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:53:39 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>
>>>>> You retard! That won't even work on IE 5 on teh Mac!
>>>> And how does that have a higher percentage of users than those which
>>>> cannot use flash?
>>> Um, retard, Flash works just peachy on IE 5 on teh Mac...maybe not
>>> Flash 9, but you can go as low as Flash 4...actually maybe even lower,
>>> but I haven't personally tested it so I won't say for certain. Unlike
>>> you, I don't run the fuck at the mouth about shit I don't know about.
>>>
>>> Since the percentage of IE5 Mac users who can view your rendition
>>> is...ZERO...obviously the Flash method is superior. Again though, yer
>>> not so good with the numbers, what with how you think users are
>>> somehow magically spacing their access apart on yer server to achieve
>>> a nice median hit rate.
>>>
>>>>> Not to mention:
>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net...m/URAMORON.swf
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL, you can achieve the same effect in Flash with NO HTML or CSS code
>>>>> and it's ONLY 280 bytes...that's a nearly FORTY PERCENT reduction in
>>>>> size from yer idiot bloat code!
>>>> So, sorry - I did leave the code un-optimised. By changing the names to
>>>> single characters and removing whitespace I'd probalby get close
>>> This is the part where you won't actually do it because you know
>>> you're full of shit. Removing all the white space in "your" code (and
>>> by "your" I mean the guy you ripped it off of) wouldn't really have
>>> any significant impact at all on the overall size.
>>
>> Just to prove how stupid you are, I went ahead and removed all the
>> white space from "your" code. I also removed just about every
>> possible bit of extraneous code and this is the best that can be
>> achieved:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net...rm/protal.html
>>
>> 654 Bytes, still about twice the size of mine
>
>With probably at least 200 times more operating systems/browsers that
>can view the text in a readable way.

Sorry Dribbles, but there aren't that many Lynx users on the planet.
Try like .000000015723 times more OS/browser combos.

Essentially what your stupid ass is trying to argue is that Pepsi
should fill their cans with tap water instead of cola so they can
produce more for more people.

BTW, yer ass seems to be a lil red there, what's the matter, all sore
about getting yer ass blistered over all those Flash file size
ASSumptions you made? Hopefully you'll learn something from your
spanking...although yer kind of an angsty little prepub muppet fuck
from the Barney generation, so maybe not. Hell yer generation is so
fuckin stupid they actually had to invent TWO larger "baby" diaper
sizes just because the lot of you crack babies couldn't manage to
potty train by the age of six.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Brendan Gillatt" <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote
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> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
> assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
> more than you when it comes to web-design?

he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll throw
bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that out-of-site is
out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting
it off with '<cock slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of
his rantings.

the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he vents
here. sad really.

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:19:05 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:0ipmg31nlu5cdbbvavrgad5ub04kai8mk8@4ax.com.. .
>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.com ...
>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote:
>
>> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
>> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
>> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
>
>oh no, no...i can say with statistical certainty of 98% that if 500K hits is
>all you get per month, they will NOT be happening all at once...even within
>the same hour.

Are you sure, Stupid? Cause the little boy you've been molesting up
the ass with your tongue was able to formulate a scenario in which it
was more than probable to get an extremely high number of hits in a
very short time frame. I guess he knows more than you, huh? Of
course, since you know nothing, I guess that's not really saying much,
huh? ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:

>
>"Brendan Gillatt" <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote
>in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
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>>
>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>> assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>> more than you when it comes to web-design?
>
>he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll throw
>bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that out-of-site is
>out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by cutting
>it off with '<cock slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>his rantings.
>
>the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he vents
>here. sad really.

Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...you don't. And
really, that's all that matters. You can bluster the fuck on all you
like about post counts, getting the last word in, and pulling shit out
of yer ass so inane that it just winds up ignored by your
betters...but that won't EVER change the fact that YOU HAVE NOTHING.
And you never will either. *shrugs*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Brendan Gillatt" <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k>
>> wrote in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
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>>>
>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition
>>> of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a
>>> damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>
>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>> embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll
>> throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that
>> out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's
>> ignoring your point by cutting it off with '<cock slap>'...which
>> i've started to do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>
>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>> vents here. sad really.
>
> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...

A fan site about the Care Bears?

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:rmkng3pud9pfgeigbkuoi7vkhra9b1uh14@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 09:19:05 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>news:0ipmg31nlu5cdbbvavrgad5ub04kai8mk8@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 23:30:18 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:jt1lg396pru74b0jh2affmrt5dut9vk3tr@4ax.co m...
>>>>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:35:27 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote:
>>
>>> You're still a r-tard, Stupid. For all you know all those hits
>>> happened in the same hour on the same day and the rest of the time it
>>> got zero hits...yer kinda fuckwitted and stupid like that, huh?
>>
>>oh no, no...i can say with statistical certainty of 98% that if 500K hits
>>is
>>all you get per month, they will NOT be happening all at once...even
>>within
>>the same hour.
>
> Are you s<COCK SLAP>

yawn

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:poing35haapmn8pc952psl4kcltl2bt3r5@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote:
>
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>>
>>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>more than you when it comes to web-design?
>
> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped

ain't that cute, he's using my phrases now. OMH, are you becoming a
steve-addict now too?

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Brendan Gillatt" <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote
>>in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
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>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>
>>>
>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>> assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>> more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>
>>he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>>embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll throw
>>bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that out-of-site is
>>out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's ignoring your point by
>>cutting
>>it off with '<cock slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of
>>his rantings.
>>
>>the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he vents
>>here. sad really.
>
> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...you don't. And
> really, that's all that matters. You can bluster the fuck on all you
> like about post counts, getting the last word in, and pulling shit out
> of yer ass so inane that it just winds up ignored by your
> betters...but that won't EVER change the fact that YOU HAVE NOTHING.
> And you never will either. *shrugs*

yawn

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Brendan Gillatt" <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k>
>>> wrote in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition
>>>> of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a
>>>> damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>
>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>>> embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll
>>> throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that
>>> out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's
>>> ignoring your point by cutting it off with '<cock slap>'...which
>>> i've started to do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>
>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>> vents here. sad really.
>>
>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>
> A fan site about the Care Bears?

exactly. and no client list either. ;^)

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Brendan Gillatt" <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k>
>>> wrote in message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
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>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition
>>>> of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a
>>>> damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>
>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when really
>>> embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a tard, he'll
>>> throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points thinking that
>>> out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious that he's
>>> ignoring your point by cutting it off with '<cock slap>'...which
>>> i've started to do in turn with most of his rantings.
>>>
>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>> vents here. sad really.
>>
>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>
>A fan site about the Care Bears?

One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:37:59 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:poing35haapmn8pc952psl4kcltl2bt3r5@4ax.com.. .
>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote:
>>
>>>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>Hash: SHA1
>>>
>>>
>>>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>>more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>
>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped
>
>ain't that cute, he's using my phrases now. OMH, are you becoming a
>steve-addict now too?

Stevie the wonder retard is now claiming that he invented the phrase
"balls dropped". Wow, yer *SO* cool, Stevie, tell us, did you also
invents the Internet tubes?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:35:46 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:

>yawn

You're pretty tired after molesting little boys, huh Stevie?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote in
>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>
>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with '<cock
>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>> rantings.
>>>>
>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>
>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>
>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>
> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.

LOL

My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I don't think
my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.

I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed that
phat-kid look.

No wonder you're into the Care Bears.

Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?

Steve wrote:
> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote in
>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>
>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with '<cock
>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that
>>>> so he
>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>
>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>
>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>
> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)

Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box blog crap
too.
Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's like, big
time programming huh?

Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.

LOL

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:0emng31djog28l10fmhcakb29gpb05ph1v@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:35:46 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>
>>yawn
>
> You're pretty<COCK SLAP>

thanks...just not interested.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:rbmng315m1qk1b32d1vn39lm7rjonf5taa@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:37:59 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>news:poing35haapmn8pc952psl4kcltl2bt3r5@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote:
>>>
>>>>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>Hash: SHA1
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>>>>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>>>>more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>
>>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped
>>
>>ain't that cute, he's using my phrases now. OMH, are you becoming a
>>steve-addict now too?
>
> Stevie the wonder retard is now claiming that he invented the phrase
> "balls dropped". Wow, yer *SO* cool, Stevie, tell us, did you also
> invents the Internet tubes?

it's remarkable that we've dialoged for so long, then, i use the
phrase...and find it regurgitated on the same day, two posts after.

any other phrases i should use to your waning material?

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470bdd64$0$14079$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Steve wrote:
>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote in
>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>
>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with '<cock
>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about
>>>>> that so he
>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>
>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>
>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>
>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>
> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box blog crap
> too.
> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's like, big
> time programming huh?
>
> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.

and better.

"G" <.@.> wrote in message news:470bdcf0$0$14102$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 12:28:26 -0700, "G" <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote in
>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>
>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with '<cock
>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>> rantings.
>>>>>
>>>>> the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss about that so he
>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>
>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>
>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>
>> One that likely generates more money in a month that your stupid ass
>> makes in a year in "allowance" money from yer idiot parents.
>
> LOL
>
> My "idiot" parents thought enough to leave me with enough that I don't
> think my kids will even have to worry about making ends meet.
>
> I understand you're still living with Mom and still trying to shed that
> phat-kid look.
>
> No wonder you're into the Care Bears.
>
> Or is it just to entice the youngin's across state lines?

the latter, i'm sure. he's also admittedly into infintilism. can you say
freud?

did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace? 5'11 /
atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description? how hard did you
laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or out-and-out lying about
everything.

Steve wrote:
> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:470bdd64$0$14079$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>> Steve wrote:
>>> "G" <.@.> wrote in message
>>> news:470bd5cd$0$14146$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net...
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 14:12:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Brendan Gillatt"
>>>>>> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.u k> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:cJ6dnZPFErQQAJbanZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>>>>>>> Hash: SHA1
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the
>>>>>>> definition of assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in
>>>>>>> fact know a damn lot more than you when it comes to web-design?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> he'll never say that. he usually just leaves a post dead when
>>>>>> really embarrassed, or the more it becomes obvious that he's a
>>>>>> tard, he'll throw bigger and bigger tantrums, snip your points
>>>>>> thinking that out-of-site is out-of-mind, or he makes it obvious
>>>>>> that he's ignoring your point by cutting it off with '<cock
>>>>>> slap>'...which i've started to do in turn with most of his
>>>>>> rantings. the guy's a duche with no personal life. he's piss
>>>>>> about that so he
>>>>>> vents here. sad really.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey Steve, at the end of the day...I have websites...
>>>>
>>>> A fan site about the Care Bears?
>>>
>>> exactly. and no client list either. ;^)
>>
>> Does the myspace thing count? Maybe he's including the out-a-box
>> blog crap too.
>> Not sure, but those Flash sites he's got going on, whew, that's
>> like, big time programming huh?
>>
>> Sheet. All those could be redone in Swish in about a day.
>
> and better.

ROFL

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