"--CELKO--" <jcelko212@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> >> Once upon a time there was a questionnaire which has the following
question:
> Do you have sex regularly? <<
>
> LOL! That is an old Woody Allen joke about a man and woman going to a
> therapist and being asked that question:
> He: "Almost never, 3 times a week!"
> She: "Constantly, 3 times a week!"
>
>

OK- since it seems to open-mike nite at the Improv.....

Doctor: How's your sex life?
Patient: Infrequent.
Doctor: Is that one word or two?

Bob Lehmann