On Thu, Mar 13, 2008 at 10:53 PM, Shawn McKenzie <nospam@mckenzies.net> wrote:
> >>
> > Ooooooooooo... I want SUDO!
>
> ALL = NOPASSWD: ALL
>
> please!

Which is exactly why you get the following FANTASTIC package!

* No shell access
* No databases
* No scripting support
* No FTP access
* 500K shared web space (additional 500K blocks are just $7.99)
* A free @gmail.com address
* No tech support
* No crons
* No SSI
* No SSL
* 5MB transfer per month (additional 1MB blocks are only $4.99)

All for the exclusive Internet price created just for you: $99.99
per month with a $99 one-time setup fee and $7/mo. account maintenance
fee. ;-P

All kidding aside, it's rather reminiscent of the pioneering days
of the web hosting industry. Check it out on the Internet Archive.

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</Daniel P. Brown>
Forensic Services, Senior Unix Engineer
1+ (570-) 362-0283