Problem: If you need to run regular php scripts under FastCGI, saving
on the overhead of fopen'ing and reading in the contents before
executing each time, in theory I guess you'd put a FastCgiServer
directive in your httpd.conf, and direct it to some sort of app (could
be written in C or anything) that loads and keeps in memory all your
php files from your site, and runs their contents when a url request
comes in for that file. Does such an app exist?